I'll see your lefty, and raise you

Rick Moran: The Triumph of the Paranoid Left.

You think your lefties are worth keeping an eye on? Mine is the best. Hart Williams is going to rise up to the top of the lefty shrillosphere, become famous, and earn dollars every month in blog advertising revenue.

Hart posted on three different blogs in October. I've gone through and analyzed his rhetoric on one of them, "His Vorpal Sword". I did this by pulling out his color commentary.

Here's a sample:

ample and abundant ass, should roll his shit in little balls, fat putz, Hate Jockey, whose hate spews in every corner of the land, The righties, the right wing hate machine, the evil rightie Empire Strikes Back, savaging, Right Wing Media, crap, lunatic fringe groups, extremist Rightie Talk Radio, crazed ex-psychological counselor, these fringies

disgusting implicit absurd notion, unending quagmire, chilling, their smear game, meaningless slur, sadistic teenage boys, hard-core ideologues, nonsense, mysteriously, the sudden disappearance

leaked documents, snarkiness, the sheer hypocrisy, incompetent, Department of Homeland Sekurity, parroting, utter lack of facility with English, damning indictment, utter incompetence, incompetents

this whole mess stinks to high heaven, stink on ice, McCarthyesque attack, obviously coercive tactics, exceedingly cornball language, an unseemly interest, a NON-story, keeping up the drumbeat, stinks to high heaven, extremely questionable, an Inquisition

Blog update

I've added new October names to the last post about Hart's October shrillospherics along with siderail links to their websites.

I'm only about half done with October and much more has poured out of Hart Williams in November. I'll start doing a weekly round-up to stay current, and catch up with Hart's older posts when I have spare time.

Hart Williams October wrap-up, continued

It's closing in on the end of November and there is still much work to do cataloguing the October shrillosphericies (leftwing blogger conspiracy theories) of Hart Williams.

Here is a partial list of the targets of Hart's October hate-o-fest:

Mike Arno, Rick Arnold, Rep. John Boehner, Col. Steven Boylan, Dick Cheney, Michael Chertoff, Jules Crittendon, John Derbyshire, James Dobson, Matt Drudge, Thomas Fleming, Leslie Graves, Stephen Hayward, Mark Hemingway, Michael Hill, Rusty Humphries, Paul Jacob, Irving Kristol, William Kristol, Howard Kurtz, KUGN-590, Rush Limbaugh, Kathryn Jean Lopez, Michelle Malkin, Rupert Murdoch, Iain Murray, Eric O’Keefe, Bob Owens, Dan Quayle, Howard Rich, Mitt Romney, Michael Rubin, Franklin Sanders, Phyllis Schlafly, Mark Steyn.

That's from less the half the month, and only counting one of his blogs. Being an anthropologist of this example of a shrillosophericist is tough work.

How tough is it?

Hart Williams thinks it is funny to spell Mitt Romney's name as "Mitt Wrongmney". Doesn't it just make you want to roflmao?

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Updated on November 22, list alphabetized, more names added.

The Hart Williams October wrap-up, Part I

The most entertaining thing that happened to the Shooting Star That Is Hart Williams in October 2007 is that he terminated his relationship with a blog, the Democratic Daily, where he'd been posting for a month or two. Perhaps he was asked to leave. We don't know.

At one of his other blogs, he said that he was leaving for "irreconciliable differences". He then cited some blogs that have made mention of him, and said that those blogs were a-list blogs.

For that, I score him a 1 (self-praise of his own wonders) and a 4 (suck-up watch) on the Hart Williams Blog Techniques Scale. We also have to add a new item, 12, for leaving a group blog under shadowy circumstances.